Tidings of comfort and joy, my loves.

I hope you have all been good boys and girls and that Father Christmas brings you something fun tomorrow, or that you have been wicked naughty boys and girls and have made your own fun instead.

I had visions
I was in them
I was looking into the mirror
to see a little bit clearer
the rottenness and evil in me.

I hear the voices in my head.
I swear to God it sounds like they`re snoring.
But if you`re bored then you`re boring.
The agony and the irony
they`re killing me.

Note that there are are least three car lengths of empty space behind this person, so it is not a space saving issue. How do you back a 20 year old honda civic up a curb like that anyway?

The handsome and charming Mystery_Bob made it for me because he is lovely.